What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I don't drink

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

He : I'm 24.

He : Tea ?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Is LGBTQ destroying the world?

Me : Sure.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why do men love swallowing more then women? Is it just because women just don't try eating CUM? they be missing some delicious CUM.. Life is short and women are missing out of lots of enjoyment..

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Then let's have some coffee

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Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Me : Thank you.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : No

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).